The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

The best gift your true friends will ever give you is carry your casket with respect. So be good to those you consider exceptional.

Never mind, just make it fun, nice and useful.

Well, before the New Deal...[The Emancipation Proclamation] would be a good start.

It is the Buddhist belief that at every moment the universe is not only dying but being reborn.

Everybody gets inspired. We all have these moments. It just depends on whether you've got the ability to seize it.

If you ask me, music is the language of memory

The familiar changes as we cling to it.

All good that you have done for the humanity, keep it like a secret; do your goodness in the shadow! Let one day others find this secret, preferably long after you have passed away!

I taught Bible Study, and there was period where I thought all of my beliefs were right, and everybody who disagreed with me was wrong.

Not everyone has a purpose.