The quickest way to take the starch out of someone who is always blaming himself is to agree with him.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

We can't all be bakers or chefs. Many of us have modest ambitions. But we can all buy a piece of the pie.

No one should know his entire fate. It's too dangerous and too depressing. Just keep going, do your best, and hope it's good enough. That's all any of us can do.

When I was a child I truly loved:Unthinking love as calm and deepAs the North Sea. But I have lived, And now I do not sleep.

Ancient miracles are technological wonders.

Our strive to succeed in life is an endless journey until we are called to our final resting place”.

Spiritual success depends on your Conductivity. No Spiritual Conductivity, no progress!

I had no balance in my life. I was this one person onstage and this person offstage, who really didn't know much about living.

Love and memory last and will so endure till the game is called because of darkness.

God's own foolishness is stronger than men. Do we believe that?

Vin Diesel had to hire a babysitter.