The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper or his keeper's brother.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Your inner “I” somehow knows the purpose of your existence

Each time you turn your life issues over to God and allow Him to lead, you build trust in Him.

Scientists and engineers ought to stand side by side with athletes and entertainers as role models.

It's amazing how dumb people can impress you with how much stupider they can be when they really assert themselves.

I love places that have an incredible history. I love the Italian way of life, I love the food, I love the people, I love the attitudes of Italians.

I love all the mentoring, the public-private partnership ideas.

In her early days she had that beatific expression characteristic of Victorian prettiness - like a sheep painted by Raphael.

In the final analysis, change sticks when it becomes the way we do things around here.

It's a very short trip. While alive, live.

He who does not prevent a crime, when he can, encourages it.