The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.

I really like rustic mediterranean cooking. And I like trying out curry takeaways.

One of my friends went on a murder weekend, now he is doing life for it.

People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists.

I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers.

I really hated fighting people and hurting them, but felt unable to stop.

They call it 'surfing' the net. It's not surfing. It's typing in your bedroom

Comedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin. A talent in one area might also lead to a predisposition in the other.

Whenever you're in any acting role you are mortgaging your own character.

The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rather than on top of the jokes.

I spent the first 25 years of my life not knowing what I wanted to do.

Life's greatest tragedy is not that it will someday end, but that most only live to follow directions and sometimes we end up totally lost.

Our miseries are inseparable, so is our every single blessing.

The first step toward being loved is learning to love what you see when you look in the mirror.

No book dropped from "up there". If it did, you say, then something is screwed up somewhere between your neck, and the top of your head.

God speaks to all individuals through what happens to them moment by moment.

Summer cooking implies a sense of immediacy, a capacity to capture the essence of the fleeting moment.

By spiritual training I mean education of the heart.

My soul is from elsewhere, I'm sure of that, and I intend to end up there.

Injustice allowed at home is not likely to be corrected abroad.

We may be weak, but looking at our weakness will never make us strong.