The rain washed away my pitcher's mound... I'm a pitcher without a mound... I'm a lost soul... I'm like a politician out of office." "Or a sailor without an ocean..." "Or a boy without a girl.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

While most people took family for granted, he [Father Tim] took it for grace.

One day you'll discover that the opinions of worthless people are worthless.

Unemployment, foreclosures, bankruptcy - the cure is not more government spending, but helping businesses create jobs.

Magnus was sure that the llama stampede he witnessed was a coincidence. The llamas could not be judging him.

Your success will be determined by the quality of your relationships with people.

There is joy guaranteed for the faithful.

Take advantage of every opportunity; where there is none, make it for yourself, and let history record that as we toiled laboriously and courageously, we worked to live gloriously.

Because the truth of God is love, conversion to God is conversion to love.

Language uses us as much as we use language.

You don't build a business --you build people-- and then people build the business.