The real alternative to power of the rich is not power of the poor. It's just plain power.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

Timelessness is realizing that everything that has ever or will ever happen already exists simultaneously in another reality or dimension.

I wish to please the people, but I want to make them cry, perhaps. There, I have said it.

It’s amazing how life will organize around the standards you set for yourself.

I have always noticed that in portraits of really great writers the mouth is always firmly closed.

I couldn't have recorded this record 15 years ago. My voice didn't have the depth to pull these songs off.

Our reality is influenced by our notions about reality, regardless of the nature of those notions

I think people don't understand how intimately tied suicide is to mental illness, particularly to depressive illness and bipolar illness.

I went [to war] because I couldn't help it. I didn't want the glory or the pay; I wanted the right thing done.

I am international. When I put out my second mixtape, we did four tours and a tour overseas.

I mean, like, I can go in a room and say, look, 'Watchmen' should be at least 15 minutes longer than 'Batman.' I mean, that's, like, any geek will tell you that.