The real fact of the matter is that nobody reads ads. People read what interests them, and sometimes it's an ad.

If you have a lemon; make lemonade.

Advertising justifies its existence when used in the public interest-it is much too powerful a tool to use solely for commercial purposes.

I have been waiting twenty years for someone to say to me: "You have to fight fire with fire" so that I could reply, "That's funny-I always use water."

I don't know how to speak to everybody, only to somebody.

The buying of time or space is not the taking out of a hunting license on someone else's private preserve but is the renting of a stage on which we may perform.

I long for the day when advertising will become a business for a grown man.

Knowledge is not always power.

He misses her. He wonders if she knows it, and can't decide which would be worse.

My favorite college experience was probably leaving college.

I think encouraging young people to twerk might be a bad thing. It's a stripper's move. If I had a daughter of nine, I wouldn't want her twerking.

Take God from nature, nothing great is left.

Every man looks out for himself, and he has the happiest life who manages to hoodwink himself best of all.

I've always wanted to write a novel. It's overwhelming and daunting, and it's one of those things that every writer fantasizes about doing.

People don't die of old age, they die of neglect.

If we were all on trial for our thoughts, we would all be hanged.

The opinion of all lawyers, the unanimous cry of the nation, and the good of the state, are in themselves a law.