The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.

I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality.

When you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself.

My father was a proctologist and my mother was an abstract artist, so that's how I view the world.

Love is the only shocking act left on the face of the earth.

Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness.

I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and she's involved.

That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.

I don't believe in karma.

At no time do I come from a cynical point of view. I'm coming from a concerned point of view.

When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that and feel good about yourself and the world?

What am I supposed to do when the best part of me was always you?And what am I supposed to say when I'm all choked up and you're ok?

If the worst that happens is that I wake up and see a picture of myself and a headline saying, 'He wasn't very funny last night', then I've got nothing to complain about.

Ten thousand times I've done my best and all's to do again.

In case you were wondering, my spirit animal is a duck billed platypus.

The world is like a board with holes in it, and the square men have got into the round holes, and the round into the square.

Sulking is silent because speaking would reveal its folly.

Carry always your earplugs with you in case of emergency, like meeting with a politician!

I think we do want a front-runner from the Republican Party who can win the general election.

I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.

Take my camel, dear,' said my aunt Dot, climbing down from that animal on her return from high Mass.