The real thing is, you should be seeing these plays in the Theatre. That's what they were written for. That's where the enjoyment is. Studying them is no enjoyment whatsoever.

There's only one thing worse than a man who doesn't have strong likes and dislikes, and that's a man who has strong likes and dislikes without the courage to voice them.

Awards are only a publicity gimmick.

Every time I find a girl who can cook like my mother - she looks like my father

Museums, I love museums.

Sooner or later, we sell out for money

You mustn't take any award so seriously.

Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt.

So many people have won Emmys, so many people have won multiple Emmys that I think it's a degraded award.

Marilyn Monroe was no fun to work with. She would report to work around 5:00 in the evening. You've been in make-up since 8:30 in the morning waiting for her.

Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.

Eat and sleep well. Be Positive and get rid of the Negative in Your Life.

SOUNDS GROSS, " he said. "SALAZAR PREFERS WOOD. TAPESTRIES ARE ALSO ACCEPTABLE.

Education commences at the mother's knee and every word spoken within the hearsay of little children tends towards the formation of character.

Being famous is not something that would make me feel successful - unless one was striving for mediocrity.

If human values were relative, all laws-whether those based on revealed religions or those devised by man-would become meaningless.

Oh heck yeah, I totally would love to have a Phantom Dennis in real life.

Life is a public performance on the violin, in which you must learn the instrument as you go along.

Not after the big bust in '92, there's no big drug lifestyle anymore. I can't talk about it. Pretty ugly.

You could have knocked me down with a fender.

People laugh at me because I use big words. But if you have big ideas, you have to use big words to express them, haven't you?