The really damaging thing is that the objectives, the goals of the people on the left are not possible. There is no utopia.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

You better check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Lies kill love, it's been said. Well, what about frankness, then.

Never draw more in the morning than you can erase in the afternoon

History shows us that other highly developed forms of civilization have collapsed. Who knows whether the same fate does not await our own?

No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God.

Preaching is fire in the pulpit that melts the ice in the pew.

We have ploughed the vast ocean in a fragile bark.

It's always about a character that I become obsessed with and who refuses to leave me alone.

There's a saying that goes, 'The universe gives you a whisper, then a nudge, then a push and then an anvil on your head.

Spring, the sweet spring, is the year's pleasant king; Then blooms each thing, then maids dance in a ring, Cold doth not sting, the pretty birds do sing. Cuckoo, jug-jug, pu-we, to-witta-woo!