The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it!

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children.

Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.

I love to laugh.It's the only way to live. Enjoy each day-it's not coming back again!

I have found that when you are deeply troubled, there are things you get from the silent devoted companionship of a dog that you can get from no other source.

Gratitude is riches. Complaint is poverty.

Vulgarity begins when imagination succumbs to the explicit

If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.

For every dollar spent on spaying and neutering now, $17 is saved and can be used for other community projects. We work with the animals and the people who love them.

Killing an animal to make a coat is sin. It wasn't meant to be, and we have no right to do it.

I've never met an animal I didn't like, and I can't say the same thing about people.

Passion and frigidity are like milk and coffee. They can't be perfect without each other...

If we stay where we are, where we're stuck, where we're comfortable and safe, we die there... When nothing new can get in, that's death.

Good fashion is like rock music: all anarchy and revolt.

An oath, sir, is an end of all strife, and it is God's ordinance.

Use of paper has continued to soar. It is as though paper is taking its revenge on the futurists - not that any futurist has ever lost business because of a wrong prediction.

An iron chain is less difficult to break than a chain of flowers.

When it comes to the fundamental issues that humanity faces, I think that solutions involve shifting consciousness towards cooperation.

Our nation's continued prosperity hinges on our ability to solve environmental problems and sustain the natural resources on which we all depend.

Irish Alzheimer's: you forget everything except the grudges

Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.