The reason God never fails is because he fears to fail

Always forgive the person, who hurts you, because they are sick inside. But never forgive the person, who insults your love, because they are hell inside.

A tree’s nature does not change because the wind blew off a few of its leaves.

Law may prescribe that the male nipples be made equal to the female ones, but they still will not give milk.

I have no doubt that in the future, the laws that criminalize human love and commitment will look the way the apartheid laws do to us now, so obviously wrong

I do not limit God by seeing limitation in myself. With God and myself all things are possible.

What does your sorrow do while you sleep? -It’s awake and waiting. And when it loses patience, it wakes me up.

Age doesn't matter, unless you are cheese.

I want to look back. To look over my shoulder and see the Stop sign with huge reflective letters, pleading with Hannah. Stop!

My knowledge of the universe is that if I write stupid jokes, the universe gives me a really nice house and great meals. I do not believe mankind will ever develop a formula to explain this.

The man upstairs is pushing the buttons, and if your name happens to be on that button, well, thank you.