The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

When you're an astronomer, you always have stars in your eyes.

When we are forced to endure what we cannot endure, something breaks inside our minds. That broken-mindedness is commonly called trauma.

OK, thank you Yoshi. Between you, Vladimir, and Maryse, I won't understand a word this entire season.

You would not go into an apple orchard and eat the weeds so why would you go into your day and feast on worries?.

I find beauty in unusual things, like hanging your head out the window or sitting on a fire escape.

There has been only a civil rights movement, whose tone of voice was adapted to an audience of liberal whites.

I am rooted, but I flow.

Well, an actor is an actor is actor, to paraphrase someone or other and the opportunity to work, to have a steady engagement, certainly seemed like an appealing concept to me.

There are only so many notes so there must be only so many melodies.