The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'.

The more you free your heart from sin, the more your heart is free to serve.

The ultimate freedom we have as human beings is the power to select what we will allow or require our minds to dwell upon.

I learned a long time ago life just isn't fair, so you better stop expecting it to be.

It doesn't take many observations to think you've spotted a trend, and it's probably not a trend at all.

But men labor under a mistake. The better part of the man is soon plowed into the soil for compost.

Success is hastened or delayed by one's habits.

We live in a time of excess - excess population, excess information.

When a family loses its ability to dream, children don't grow, love doesn't grow and life loses strength, eventually it shuts off.

If you don’t have a good idea of what to do next after using military force, then don’t use it in the first place.

People who are too uptight make me nervous.