The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

In every person lies a beast and a giant. Be careful which of them you awaken to the world with your interactions with people.

May your eyes be the eyes of truthAnd guided from deception

We die daily. Happy those who daily come to life as well.

I love doing independent films, but it's very hard to make a living that way.

In a criminal justice setting, it's very hard to create a therapeutic environment where people do feel safe, but the real important thing to do is to do your best to do that.

If you ever feel distressed during your day - call upon our Lady - just say this simple prayer: 'Mary, Mother of Jesus, please be a mother to me now.' I must admit - this prayer has never failed me.

Outer beauty is inner beauty made visible.

The moment we think we're masters of our crafts is the moment we've lost the hunger to become masters of our crafts.

Jesus was lost in his love for God.

Solitude is rich but seldom hilarious.