The reason I was in most of the movies I've done is that they paid for me to be in the theater.

I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.

Sure I think it is healthy to speak the truth, and be who you are, and be proud of that.

Look, I'm over 40, I'm single, and I work in musical theater - you do the math!

Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best.

I have to accept the fact that, no matter what I do, it's going to annoy someone.

I'm one of those old-fashioned homosexuals, not one of the newfangled ones who are born joining parades.

A video taped stage performance is just - you know, it's never gonna be the same as it is if you're sitting there live in the theatre.

It's a cliche, but there really is no handbook about the celebrity thing; you have to figure it out as you go along

I have my aluminum siding business, and that's going like a house afire.

Any religion which demands death for other people is itself worthy of nothing less than it expects for others. In fact, it is probably long overdue.

Only that education deserves emphatically to be termed cultivation of the mind which teaches young people how to begin to think.

Between the difficulties, one hides the opportunity

Working on the right thing is probably more important than working hard.

To help break the cycle of domestic violence, we must allow survivors to take time off from work without fear of losing their job, to go to court, to see a doctor or to find a safe place to live.

President Obama is a president so weak that he makes Jimmy Carter look strong.

I had a job at a movie theater for like a year and a half and then a job at a health food store for like two years. Those were the only two jobs I ever had.

Don't have much, but what I've got is yours, except of course my steel guitar.

The labor of a human being is not a commodity or article of commerce.

My great-aunt. . . . said nobody under 18 had any business reading Dickens. . . . She was right.