The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it - politics - was important... that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.

Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn't mean that you can't do something else and also make it sell.

Antitrust law isn't about protecting competing businesses from each other, it's about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.

The Fourth Amendment doesn't apply to corporations.

When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.

My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.

He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.

We know that the Russian's interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.

The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I've had to learn a little bit about it. It's not rocket science: You get ratings, that's good.

When God breaks in, the only thing you can do is believe it or not. YOu cannot ask for a receipt of the transaction or a sign for the dubious. God does not offer to cover your backside.

Marriage without struggle is like an unfired clay pot.It is easily made, but it will not stand the test of time.

Self is the opaque veil that hides the face of God from us.

Far too many businesses have been all too eager to lobby for maintaining and increasing subsidies and mandates paid by taxpayers and consumers.

It's only that ye looked so beautiful, wi' the fire on your face, and your hair waving in the wind. I wanted to remember it.

My total goal in life is to have fun. I just want to be out and around, chillin'.

When you work hard all day with your head and know you must work again the next day what else can change your ideas and make them run on a different plane like whisky?

Understand that the essence of martial arts is not the art itself, but what's hidden deep within yourself.

With unfailing kindness, your life always presents what you need to learn. Whether you stay home or work in an office or whatever, the next teacher is going to pop right up.

Mathematics is universal. It's discovered by human beings, but the rules of mathematics are the same throughout the universe and the laws of the universe.