The reason crime doesn't pay is that when it does, it is called a more respectable name.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

A woman’s love is all a man should expect from his wife. That love could be translated into so many positive things, especially if it is reciprocated.

People who are different from other people are always called peculiar, ' said Anne.

Stop the world, I wanna get on!

Most people can stay excited for two or three months. A few people can stay excited for two or three years. But a winner will stay excited for twenty or thirty years...or as long as it takes to win.

If you work with determination and with perfection, success will follow.

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later.

The financial system in its current condition poses an existential threat to Western democracy far exceeding any terrorist threat.

Education is extremely important to the Hispanic community, as well as faith, and certainly working hard.

Luck happens when preparedness and opportunity get together.

Stocks of companies selling commodity-like products should come with a warning label: "Competition may prove hazardous to human wealth".