The reason it's hard for me to tweet is I don't want to pronounce anything, and Twitter is for pronouncing.

I drink coffee. Without coffee, I probably couldnt write.

People don't expect too much from literature. They just want to know they're not alone with being confused.

I am part of a vast generation of people who perpetually live as if they just graduated from college.

I need to stay in the present and use that new-age mantra: 'I'm okay right now.' But I worry about all the things I'm failing at every moment.

I've always been intrigued by Stockholm Syndrome. Reminds me of my childhood.

Having a show get canceled is like, 'Oh, you have caviar between your teeth,' you know what I mean? Because you had a show in the first place.

Something has happened where you almost never grow up in America. Maybe it's the greater wealth.

I don't really recognise success. I don't see myself as on an upwardly mobile trajectory. I see myself as on the edge of a cliff about to fall off.

Oh, God, I don't know what's more difficult, life or the English language.

I am always the source of the worst rumors about myself.

It is a mystery, ' said Detritus.Vimes grinned mirthlessly. It was a mystery. And he didn't like mysteries. Mysteries had a way of getting bigger if you didn't solve them quickly. Mysteries pupped.

You know you are truly alive when you’re living among lions.

When you notice something clearly and see it vividly, it then becomes sacred.

I have my own views about Nature's methods, though I feel that it is rather like a beetle giving his

I don't take too many things too seriously.

I think everyone is ticklish. You just gotta find the right spots.

Norman Lear considers almost any Christian who speaks up for and acts on his or her faith to be 'dangerous.'

All the cul-de-sacs are closed for Scotland.

The English were notoriously unenthusiastic about burning witches. I suppose ours were too soggy.

It would be really embarrassing to introduce yourself as somebody who makes beauty.