The reason men are so awful is because some woman has spoiled them.

True maturity is only reached when a man realizes he has become a father figure to his girlfriends' boyfriend - and he accepts it

Self-parody is the first portent of age.

Only a rank degenerate would drive 1,500 miles across Texas without eating a chicken fried steak.

Backward is just not a natural direction for Americans to look - historical ignorance remains a national characteristic.

If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.

Uva uvum vivendo varia fit

People would be bored shitless if they had to love only the good in someone they care about.

A woman's love is like the morning dew. It's just as likely to settle on a horse turd as a rose.

Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.

Yesterday's gone on down the river and you can't get it back.

Every great achiever overcame the greatest obstacles.

Great! He has indigestion, so let's torture him with cake.

Love is strong as death jealousy is cruel as the grave.

The more we refuse to buy into our inner critics - and our external ones too - the easier it will get to have confidence in our choices, and to feel comfortable with who we are.

Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to get one.

The attainment of wholeness requires one to stake one's whole being. Nothing less will do; there can be no easier conditions, no substitutes, no compromises.

In the dog-eat-dog economy, the Doberman is boss.

The main thing about the word jazz, is that it's very limiting to what people are doing.

At first, she could not talk. Perhaps it was the sudden bumpiness of love she felt for him. Or had she always loved him?

Fantasy is uni-age. You can start it in the creche, and it follows you to death.