The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.

Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatred.

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star.

All humor is rooted in pain.

I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst . . . In other words, I had a life.

If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do.

Now they're calling taking drugs an epidemic - that's cos white folks are doing it.

I think it is a good thing that the Trinity is confusing If it weren't, we wouldn't have the desire to learn more.

If faith without works is dead willingness without action is fantasy.

I tend to score with songs from Western pop music.

I could tell it was a popular move as a writer to walk down the bass lines while you were writing a song.

The best hope for peace in our world is the expansion of freedom in all the world.

Therefore one should speak at the same time of national citizenship and wider European citizenship.

If he had another hair on his back, he'd be up a tree.

Every problem offers an opportunity for a solution. if you are in the right frame of mind to find it.

I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed I suppose.

I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good. I love the smell of Balmex. Love it.