The reason the Road Hole at St. Andrews is the most difficult par 4 in the world is that it was designed as a par 6.

I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right.

A good golf course makes you want to play so badly that you hardly have the time to change your shoes.

I'm going to leave y'all with one thought. I'm a big believer in fate. I have a good feeling about this.

If we are to preserve the integrity of golf as left to us by our forefathers, it is up to all of us to carry on the true spirit of the game.

I don't have any big secret about putting. Just hit at it. It's either going to miss or go in.

Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place.

My golf game's gone off so much that when I went fishing a couple of weeks ago my first cast missed the lake.

I feel like I've won the tournament.

Hale Irwin is the exception. He just does everything so well.

Hitting a shorter club to these greens means a great, great deal. Younger players are so much more capable length-wise.

Stop wasting while waiting.....continue acting.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin with a grin.

Why anybody gets my sense of humor I never know, but I do know that when they do, I keep them as close as I possibly can.

I had a great teacher in India who said to me, 'If you think you're spiritual and evolved and enlightened, go home for Christmas.'

What God does, He does well.

When I behold, upon the night's starr'd face, Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance, And think that I may never live to trace Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance.

Empathy is a respectful understanding of what others are experiencing.

I think she always nursed a small mad hope.

Dandyism is a species of genius.