The reason why men who mind their own business succeed is that they have so little competition.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Every step gets him closer to greatness...or disaster.

Finding a good band is Iike finding a good wife. You got to keep trying till you find the right one.

Then she yelled after the girl, 'No, we haven't seen any bald 'uns all days. But yesterday seventeen of 'em went by. Arm in arm!

I'm a rather crude cook.

You gain power through practicing meditation and concentration. You gain power by doing anything you like that makes you feel good. You gain power by being happy.

It is our taste that decides against Christianity now, no longer our reasons.

I keep my mouth shut now. I've turned into a professional coward.

Using governmental force to impose a vision on others is intellectual sloth.

For the first month, I listened, and I tried very hard not to draw conclusions

Loving a man truly and really brings me to my knees.