The report of my illness grew out of his (James Clemens) illness. The report of my death was an exaggeration.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

You didn't just cheat on me

The secret to life is to live as though you know the secret." Barbara Botch

I'm so cool that the kids come to my bedroom and go, 'Mom! Turn the music down!

One might accept death reasoningly, with every aspect of the conscious mind, but the body was a brute beast that knew nothing of reason.

No kind action ever stops with itself. One kind action leads to another.

My main ambition in life is to be on the Devil's most wanted list.

I've been talking about the centrality of libraries in our information society for a while now.

Honesty doesn't always pay, but dishonesty always costs.

I am against limitations like perspective. Perspective is illusion, it's the opposite of presence, and art is presence.

The training of a journalist, of working with words for thousands of hours, is extraordinarily useful for a fiction writer.