The return from the walk, and the arrival of tea, should be exactly coincident, and not later than a quarter past four.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Perhaps people like us cannot love. Ordinary people can - that is their secret.

Mars tugs at the human imagination like no other planet. With a force mightier than gravity, it attracts the eye to the shimmering red presence in the clear night sky...

A scattered mind will produce scattered results.

We arc the miracle of miracles the great inscrutable mystery of God.

You can do pretty much anything you want in this world, and it's not all that difficult - you just have to ignore the people who tell you that you need to go this way, and it's the only way.

I'm really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.

Now I've heard the phrase 'there's no such thing as an ugly baby' but that is an ugly baby!

But there are no loners. No man lives in a void. His every act is conditioned by his time and his society.

Americans still believe they are cut out to be successful-in everything: love, love-making, luck, luck-giving, money-making, sense-making, cancer-avoiding, clothes-wearing, car-driving, and so on.

I would love to do Evita or Elphaba in Wicked. But I am more excited to originate a role on Broadway.