The ridiculous is closer to life's source than the sensible.

As a man I'd been a cool customer. As a woman I was a hot tamale.

Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.

Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.

There should be a connection between a man's hairstyle and what matters to him in life.

In our lifetimes, we can only know a small portion of what exists. The world is endless and its treasures are inexhaustible.

I surrender to the Monster. What pleasure at last to give way to the strongest force in oneself.

But I feel vanity is a part of art and the non-vain are really non-artistic.

Wind is what happens when air falls in love with itself.

Rocks are more co-operative than people.

But once you describe something, you destroy it.

Time is the first currency for success and one we all hold in common.

Here is a commandment for you: seek happiness in sorrow. Work, work tirelessly.

You sound like a college freshman taking his first philosophy class way too seriously, but that's good.

It's a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is - reading the news or speaking to people.

I am fortunate to have been well paid for an almost pathological honesty.

The coast of British Columbia was one of the three chief centers of aboriginal America.

Ten years before its time, a fashion is indecent; ten years after, it is hideous; but a century after, it is romantic.

We can Fire a missile across the world with pinpoint accuracy, but we trouble keeping a date with our children to go to the library.

Those who reject integration programs in the long term have as little right to stay in Germany as a hate preacher paid from abroad in a mosque.

Sjogren's is something you live with your whole life. The good news for me is now I know what's happening after spending years not knowing... I feel like I can get better and move on.