The ridiculousness and idiocy of life is embraced and examined. It nurtures the childhood perspective in everyone.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

Great bodies die but great minds don't die! Inside the tomb of great men lay dead body's but at the library of great men lay the living minds of dead bodies!

Sufism is always systematised only for limited or transitory periods: because Sufism is primarly instrumental, not for enjoyment or display.

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

People don't seem to be able to pigeonhole me yet, which is great.

Liberty has as many chains as an iron-monger's shop, and as rusty.

I've done a little bit of TV. I'm doing a little mini-series at the moment called 'Scooter.

The older we become, the more important it is to use what we know rather than learn more.

I believe in being compassionate.

The important thing is not the size of your faith - it is the One behind your faith - God Himself.

But you can not compare Yao's stats to mine. You just can't compare it and I am playing everyone one-on-one.