The right response to the non-problem of global warming is to have the courage to do nothing.

There is no global warming problem, there isn't going to be a global warming problem. Sit back and enjoy the sunshine.

The Scots are subsidy junkies whingeing like a trampled bagpipe as they wait for their next fix of English taxpayers' money.

I am convinced that policies meant to reduce alleged carbon dioxide-induced global warming will be destructive.

My message to the Pope would be, don't take sides on the science. Don't make the same mistake as seven out of 10 judges in the trial of Galileo, when they invited him to retract his views.

Well, I like to think that my illness has prevented me from rising to any number of dizzy heights.

But humans disappoint. Adam, in tasting the fruit, indicates that he prefers Eve to God, so God banishes them.

While ignorance might be bliss, apathy can be deadly.

Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully.

One of the rules I try to follow is that normal people are going to be involved even in heroic events

Many a maiden, With white feet glancing light as air, Made happy music through the gloom.

The single best augury is to fight for one's country.

In a thousand pound of Law there's not an ounce of love.

Rules without relationship leads to rebellion.

When I'm at bat, I'm in scoring position.