The road to hell is paved with leeks and potatoes

You can never have too much, butter.

If there's a sexier sound on this planet than the person you're in love with cooing over the crepes you made for him, I don't know what it is.

There are times with your friends when you just have to put their whole mess out of your mind for a while.

Doors are going to open-doors you can't even imagine exist.

The nice thing about having a friend who is crazier than you are is that she bolsters your belief in your own sanity.

Maybe I needed to make like a potato, winnow myself down, be part of something that was not easy, just simple.

I got my undergrad in Creative Writing, and then I didn't get my Masters in obsession, because I figured I already had that covered.

So the end may be a long time coming, but that doesn't mean it doesn't have a way of sneaking up on you.

It's sad, but a relief as well, to know that two things so closely bound together can separate with so little violence.

Nowadays anyone with a crap laptop and an Internet connection can sound their barbaric yawp, whatever it may be.

On a cement pediment stands the inevitable bronze statue of a man in a cheap suit.

my heart no longer beats but is a tugging muscle,

Don't let your teeth make you lose respect by permanently keeping them opened for the sake of being friendly.

"Man is born unto the trouble as the sparks fly upwards." In other words suffering is germane to our existence; indeed, how without it, should we be able to "fly upwards".

Cannabis, just like morphine, has its usage in medicine. It's unpardonable that authorities forbid sick people access to this medicament and in majesty of law permit to sell cigarettes.

Oh press - must you spread hate? Can't you just stick to being wrong?

Wit is a dangerous talent in friendship.

Man never legislates,but destinies and accidents,happening in all sorts of ways,legislate in all sorts of ways.

I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more.

A rusted nail, placed near the faithful compass, Will sway it from the truth, and wreck the argosy.