The road to success is not a path you find, but a trail you blaze.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Is it possible to say "It was a beautiful morning at the end of November" without feeling like Snoopy?

The Lord is my comfort, my hope and my peace.

You can't make everybody happy.

I'm not classically trained or anything, but I'll rip up a dance floor.

Better the hard truth, I say, than the comforting fantasy.

A program designed for inputs from people is usually stressed beyond breaking point by computer-generated inputs.

I want to resume the life of a shy person.

Being infinite, God is inexhaustibly interesting. It is therefore impossible that God be boring.

Homer Simpson has been more inspirational to me than probably any cartoon character. What he represents, I think, there's a part of that in everybody. There certainly is in me, and I love that.

Decisions decide destiny, there is no action without decision