The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

The American Constitution was not written to protect criminals; it was written to protect the government from becoming criminals.

The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is.

There's a lot of money in wars, except in the war on poverty. Can't make any bread helping the poor.

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness.

Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.

I think it's about time we gave up religion and got back to God.

You can't do anything with anybody's body to make it dirty to me. Six people, eight people, one person - you can do only one thing to make it dirty: kill it. Hiroshima was dirty.

Freedom of speech is a two way street, man. You have the right to say whatever you want and the Boss has a right to tell the police to arrest you.

There are no dirty words, only dirty minds.

beauty pertains with everyone. It's just the perception that defines the differences.

Things that will someday work out well start out well. Things that will never work start out bad and stay that way.

A true DreamChaser knows how to sacrifice beyond measure and live with the decision.

I want to be your personal penguin.Please?

Medicine considers the human body as to the means by which it is cured and by which it is driven away from health.

Famine and disaster, right there in front of you, and the more you watch, the less you do.

I've had some great examples in my career of how to do things the right way.

There is no greater mistake in the world than the looking upon every sort of nonsense as want of sense.

We are in our Self. We are not in the world.

The Western, when I do one, will be one long, continuous story.