The room where I am lodging is stupendous. Thank God I am as fit as a fiddle.

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics.

I was little impressed with this rough and ready way of persuading people to renew their contracts and decided that I was now quite free of any obligations.

There are three degrees of comparison: stupido, stupidissimo, and tenore.

The Chamber Of Secrets had been opened.Enemies of the heir, beware.

Black comics, they only watch Black comedians. You're a comedian; you're not just a Black comedian. You're a comedian. I try to get that through to everybody.

You can't convince anyone of anything. You can only give them the right information, so that they convince themselves.

Anything can happen. That's the beauty of creating.

To die with glory, if one has to die at all, is still, I think, pain for the dier.

The sense of being led by an unseen hand which takes mine, while another hand reaches ahead and prepares the way, grows upon me daily.

My biggest regret is putting my body through fad diets: Atkins, cleanses, the hCG diet.

Love or hate me, I stay hate free They say we learn from mistakes, well, that's why they mistake me

Our mothers are racked with the pains of our physical birth; we ourselves suffer the longer pains of our spiritual growth.

Man with the great M is only an ideal, the species only something thought of.