The root of joy is gratefulness...It is not joy that makes us grateful

The moment you resist change, you resist existing past your current state of awareness.

Marx called Darwin a plagiarist and Malthus a fraud. Now all Marxists are Malthusian Darwinists.

Freud is finished, Einstein's next.

I read my books out loud to myself because of the demands of the story and demands of language.

Behold thine immortal Self resurrected with Christ in the light of illumination, present in every soul, every flower, every atom!

My dream job is to be a rock drummer and the alternate drummer for the Foo Fighters.

It was like having a genie. I'd only get so many wishes.

I'm a comedian, and I like to work on my live show, and if I'm doing television, I don't have time to work on my live show, and I can become a lame comic, and that sucks.

The Great Way is not difficult for those who have no preferences.

I feel that America is like a child that grew up so strong and so fast and so tall that it became self-conscious about its size and started to stoop over so as not to offend anyone.