The royal hound's belly demands rubbing. Step lively, humans, neglect me not." ~Oberon

Monty Python is like catnip for nerds. Once you get them started quoting it, they are constitutionally incapable of feeling depressed.

Silly dark elves. Earth is for Druids.

They never predict anything fun," Granuaile answered. "Just once I'd like to hear a prophet tell someone, 'Thou shalt win a bitchin' Camaro on a game show.

Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones.

When in doubt, blame the dark elves.

He will spit you and roast you with rosemary, and we will all sample your flesh tonight. Tomorrow you will be shat out into the snow. Your diplomacy is bold and edgy, sir.

People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to say it with a sense of discovery, and it worries me.

Wisdom eludes me yet, but foolishness I captured long ago and to this day it is my constant companion, though many people consider me wise.

I hoped you would consider it seriously instead of laughing at it.' 'Mr. Chamkanni said much the same thing in bed the first night home from the hospital

She didn't go all fangirl on anyone, but I suspect that's only because none of them bore the slightest resemblance to Nathan Fillion.

loving someone is weakness .as well as strength for self . which one you want to use ?

I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.

A thankful man owes a courtesy ever; the unthankful but when he needs it.

Just because you cannot fight every evil does not mean you should fight no evils.

The fact is that the same sequence of days can arrange themselves into a number of different stories.

Sometimes I photograph without looking through the viewfinder. I have mastered that well enough, it is almost as if I were looking through it.

Well, I mean, the real attack on truth is tabloid journalism in the United States.

I can understand why mankind hasn't given up war. During a war you get to drive tanks through the sides of buildings and shoot foreigners - two things that are usually frowned on during peacetime.

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.

The most powerful people on earth are focus groups.