The sacred exists only at the expense of the truth.

The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.

Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.

You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!

People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.

A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.

Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.

If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.

Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.

Stay hungry on the path you trod to overcome all odds though fate & the gods seem to pepper your plate with a barrage of sabotage.

being together… it will never be right. Thought it sure as hell feels like it could. We’d result to train wrecks. We’d cause whirlwinds. We’d start wildfires.

The narrator, I think, must succeed in frightening himself before he can think of frightening his reader…

We must learn to balance the material wonders of technology with the spiritual demands of our human race.

Embrace the work opportunity you have today. It may be the stepping-stone you need on your way to success.

Go big, or go home. Otherwise, you’re wasting your youth.

My mom was always late. It drove me crazy as a child. So I'm always on time - or early.

David Bowie is such a big influence to me. Everything about him as a person is intriguing to me.

Adventure is a path...Real adventure - self-determined , self-motivated, often risky - forces you to have firsthand encounters with the world.

I think back, when I saw The Great Gatsby, the film, my grandfather probably helped supply all the alcohol to all these Southampton parties, back then.