The scenery in the play was beautiful, but the actors got in front of it.

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.

There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day.

It comes from the likes of you! Take what you can get! Grab the chances as they come along! Act in hallways! Sing in doorways! Dance in cellars!

The two oldest professions in the world — ruined by amateurs.

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work. We are supposed to work it.

Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

At 83, George Bernard Shaw's mind was perhaps not quite as good as it used to be, but it was still better than anyone else's.

To all things clergic I am allergic.

A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't go.

If he had gone to the old school, he was by no means old-school.

Teach yourself freedom with the same zeal that the world has taught you limits.

You can buy muscles, but you can't buy COJONES!

God does not change - and neither does His love. He loved you before you were born... He loves you now... and He will love you forever.

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society, for nothing suffocates the promise of America more than unbounded cynicism and indifference.

Ronald Reagan would have a hard time getting elected as a Republican today.

... people miss a great deal by being sensible.

I love that as a theme for women: Stop standing by! You've got to make stuff happen! You've got to create your own world because if you let other people do it, they're going to just screw you.

It devastates me now that I have been reduced to a Hollywood statistic - another joke marriage.

Increasingly prices are set by sellers to raise their prices without a loss of sales sufficient to wipe out the gain.