The schizophrenic has no sense of humor. His world is a constantly daunting, unfriendly place.

Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.

I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that. Don't rush into adulthood, it isn't all that much fun.

I love portraying the totally indifferent person.

I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much.

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.

People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail.

It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves.

I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.

I still feel thirty, except when I try to run.

I'm never more courageous than when I'm embracing imperfection, embracing vulnerabilities, and setting boundaries with the people in my life.

E-readers are changing the way we read, and the author is now required to get out there and be a kind of showman, an unlikely role for introspective people used to working in their pajamas!

There is no problem so bad that you cannot make it worse

I am not allowing myself to get carried away.

Mind is the great lever of all things; human thought is the process by which human ends are ultimately answered.

If I don't believe the Word of God, why should you believe it? If we don't believe it, why should the world believe us?

Golf is a game of endless failure and frustration.

Jesus Christ accomplished everything that God the Father started at the creation, and that includes total health.

Although money alone won't make us happy, the lack of money surely will make us miserable.

Do what you do so well - and so uniquely - that people can't resist telling others about you