The scientific nature of the ordinary man is to go out and do the best you can.

I guess if you keep making the same mistake long enough, it becomes your style.

Bewildered, bewildered, you have no complaint. You are what you are, and you ain't what you ain't.

Writing is about a blank piece of paper and leaving out what’s not supposed to be there.

How the hell can a person go to work in the morning And come home in the evening and have nothing to say

Now Jesus, he don't like killing, no matter what the reason is for, and your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore.

I'm fascinated by America...it's so odd.

If heartaches was commercials, we'd all be on TV.

MAKE ME AN ANGEL THAT FLIES FROM MONTGOMERY, MAKE ME A POSTER OF AN OLD RODEO JUST GIVE ME ONE THING THAT I CAN HOLD ON TO TO BELIEVE IN THIS LIVIN' IS JUST A HARD WAY TO GO.

Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won.

You can fool some of the people part of the time in a rock and roll song, fifty million Elvis Presley fans can't be all wrong.

Natales grate numeras?(Do you count your birthdays with gratitude?)

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost he need never regret his limited ability.

If you look back on all the teachers that you liked, I am sure you will find they were very entertaining.

The positive side about dealing with the logistics of moving books around is that it's better than a gym!

As a rule, panics do not destroy capital; they merely reveal the extent to which it has been destroyed by its betrayal into hopelessly unproductive works.

Integrity means that you are the same in public as you are in private.

What governments call international monetary cooperation is concerted action for the sake of credit expansion.

Patience is never more important than when you are at the edge of losing it.

If you believe what you like in the gospels, and reject what you don't like, it is not the gospel you believe, but yourself.

Hence a ship is said to head the sea, when her course is opposed to the setting or direction of the surges.