The scornful nostril and the high head gather not the odors that lie on the track of truth.

It is never too late to be what you might have been.

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.

Don't judge a book by its cover

A man's a man. But when you see a king, you see the work of many thousand men.

Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love.

The beginning of compunction is the beginning of a new life.

The rich ate and drank freely, accepting gout and apoplexy as things that ran mysteriously in respectable families.

Plainness has its peculiar temptations and vices quite as much as beauty.

What makes life dreary is the want of a motive.

Don't you meddle with me, and I won't meddle with you.

It is impossible for a man to outpace his shadow.

It is fortune not wisdom that rules man's life.

There's a certain level of pageantry with 'Idol,' and in order to work the show, you kind of have to feed into it.

And I've never viewed comics as assignments for the client

If my thought-dreams could be seen/ They'd probably put my head in a guillotine.

I love comedy. Playing the underdog, and getting the laughs is my form of entertainment. I could think of nothing different that I would want to be doing at this time in my life.

Who wants to be normal when you can be unique?

The first koan do not have rational answers. They are techniques devised over the millennia for triggering an actual experience.

Once again, the hopeless cowardly Americans were back to repeat their cowardly act hiding behind a technological advance that God, most gracious, wanted it to be their curse and cause for shame.

We will always want films ... that basically are centred on young people, because young people is the way we live on, we older people, insofar as we live on.