The screwball's an unnatural pitch. Nature never intended a man to turn his hand like that throwing rocks at a bear.

A fellow doesn't last long on what he has done. He has to keep on delivering.

If I'm playing cards for pennies, I want to win.

They talk about those All-Star Games being exhibition affairs, and maybe they are, but I've seen very few players in my life who didn't want to win, no matter whom they were playing or what for.

I had no chance of controlling a ball game until I first controlled myself.

My heart is crushed, my knees are weakened. My tears drench my pillow, my tears flood my bed every night. Do you know how much I miss you father of my children.

There is no pride when it comes to survival, only determination.

For an idea ever to be fashionable is ominous since it must afterwards be always old-fashioned.

I flew on Air Force Two for eight years, and now I have to take off my shoes to get on an aeroplane.

Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals.

President Reagan is a lot like E.T. He's cute, he's lovable, and he knows nothing about how Americans live.

Our customs, behaviors, and values are byproducts of our culture.

Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man. I'm going to stick it to them.

It’s critical that young people start flexing their creative muscles in order to take on the world's most complex challenges.

I don't even trust myself in my career much less giving somebody else advice.