The season of love is the carnival of egoism and it brings a touchstone to our natures.

Earth knows no desolation. She smells regeneration in the moist breath of decay.

A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.

There is nothing the body suffers which the soul may not profit by.

Who rises from prayer a better man, his prayer is answered.

Caricature is rough truth.

Lowly, with a broken neck, The crocus lays her cheek to mire.

Lovely are the curves of the white owl sweeping Wavy in the dusk lit by one large star. Lone on the fir-branch, his rattle-note unvaried, Brooding o'er the gloom, spins the brown eve-jar.

We are betrayed by what is false within

Perfect simplicity is unconsciously audacious.

The debts we owe ourselves are the hardest to pay.

JACKSON: When I give my word I mean that sh*t and I have no respect for anyone who breaks their word so easily.

Strange as it may seem, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education positively fortifies it.

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

Every drunken skipper trusts to Providence. But one of the ways of Providence with drunken skippers is to run them on the rocks.

For those who are still merely vegetarian and not yet vegan, I ask, what in heaven's name are you waiting for?

I will always love psychology, and the basis of psychology is family.

We're so quick to point out our own flaws in others.

The idea is to become a best-selling author first and then the rest of my books will be slam dunks.

The way Jesus shows you is not easy. Rather, it is like a path winding up a mountain. Do not lose heart! The steeper the road, the faster it rises towards ever wider horizons.

People know where romantic comedies are going. It's not brain surgery to figure out the end of a romantic comedy.