The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.

One of these days... One of these days... Pow! Right in the kisser!

If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don't know you have it, you don't have it. If you don't have it but you think you have it, then you have it.

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.

Sometimes the feeling that life is great just swells up inside you and fills you with joy.

Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.

A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge. 'I don't like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges.

Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.

Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can't resist the impulse.

I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings.

Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle.

Reading is probably another way of being in a place.

You will find what you seek.

Life is all about being true to yourself and what you believe in

To pursue union at the expense of truth is treason to the Lord Jesus.

Lying under this spell you cast on me Each moment The more I love you.

Not only can consumers handle their personal genetic information, but they are getting genomically oriented and anchored about such data.

Growing old on screen is not for the faint of heart.

All I ever wanted to do was to make food accessible to everyone; to show that you can make mistakes - I do all the time - but it doesn't matter.

The Phoenix Project is a must read for business and IT executives struggling with the growing complexity of IT.

I plan to eliminate the equity cap in investment, and I also plan large-scale deregulation to meet global standards.