The secret for an artist is to make that a subject and not bang your head against the wall and give up. But to turn it into and treat the new subject matter, which is one's own vanishing.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

Everything seems simpler from a distance.

Open your mind to fill it with everything that is beautiful. Ignore the rest.

We're all only fragile threads but what a tapestry we make.

I have done about 15 movies so far and am on my 5th season on That '70s Show.

Since I was very young I have always worked hard at whatever I have had to do.

I didn't know anything about acting, much less about acting in a comedy.

Art and business may be strange bedfellows, but an artist must make room in her bed for both.

Nothing is easier than to give Christian asceticism a Socialist tinge.

When an audience does not complain, it is a compliment, and when it does, it is a compliment, too, if unaccompanied by violence.

The cavalry, in particular, were not friendly to the aeroplane, which it was believed, would frighten the horses.