The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Because you tred upon my dreams, the world is made of magic things.

Yes, ” said Talon, his voice the hiss of a coiled serpent.

A lot of food shows need only to tempt. Some food shows only need to inspire, to empower. And there are a lot of shows that do that.

No one is going to give you the education you need to overthrow them.

I invented that little rhyme about 'One Ring to rule them all', I remember, in the bath one day.

I don't think there's a hobby that I haven't tried on.

Some people read so little they have rickets of the mind.

I wouldn’t say I’m a ball hog. I’m a shooter. I don’t necessarily hog the ball, but I put them up though. I definitely much rather shoot it than pass it. That’s just how I am.

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment.

Every American election summons the individual voter to weigh the past against the future.