The secret of marriage is: separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms.

It's better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for someone you're not. It's a sign of your worth sometimes, if you're hated by the right people.

You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good . . . Joan Crawford is dead. Good.

There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.

Getting old is not for sissies.

Some young Hollywood starlets remind me of my grandmother's old farmhouse -- all painted up nice on the front side, a big swing on the backside, and nothing whatsoever in the attic.

You will never be happier than you expect. To change your happiness, change your expectation.

If everyone likes you, you're not doing it right.

A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else.

If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent.

My passions were all gathered together like fingers that made a fist. Drive is considered aggression today; I knew it then as purpose.

Time is Money, I am No Ones Honey, Trust Me. I can Make It Dollars Every Second.

The nuclear bomb took all the fun out of war.

College mostly makes people like bladders-just good for nothing but t'hold the stuff as is poured into 'em.

I can conceive of no nightmare so terrifying as establishing communication with a so-called superior (or, if you wish, advanced) technology in outer space.

There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspect" Stephanie

I think one of the most important things punk brought back was the whole concept of staying independent and doing things yourself. It made music a lot less boring in any category you can name.

Nobody can give a good performance unless the authors and composers have written a good part, a fact which is often overlooked.

What you don't know intrigues you more than what you do know.

The seed of a metaphysical or religious defeat is in us all. For the honest questioner, however, who doesn't seek refuge in some faith or fantasy, there will never be an answer.

You are not accidental. The world needs you. Without you, something will be missing in existence and nobody can replace it.