The secret of my success is that no woman has ever been jealous of me.

Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.

Nothing spoils a good party like a genius.

Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking.

The cocktail party is easily the worst invention since castor oil

Serve the dinner backward, do anything - but for goodness sake, do something weird.

I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life.

Someone has said that life itself is a party: you join after it's started and you leave before it's finished.

Keep your talent in the dark and you'll never be insulted.

Good manners - the longer I live the more convinced I am of it - are a priceless insurance against failure and loneliness. And anyone can have them.

Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores.

It's the perfect solution. We argue all the time. We can't stand each other. It's like we're already married.

People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care

How strange that we can go from friends to inseparable to hateful then casual all in one lifetime.

Two powerful factors which creates difference between destroying your relationship and deepening it are EGO and Attitude

Let me tell you something about my family. We're as thick as thieves and we protect each other 'til the end.

From the time I was a kid, I always knew something was going to happen to me. Didn't know exactly what.

When it is about technology, there is this tendency to just reject all criticism as being anti-technological and anti-modern. I think this is very unhealthy.

When you're an actor working in the theater, you would never say anything to the writer, never alter the dialogue, never dream to ask for changes.

She was working to remind herself of who she was. She was working to remember that somewhere in another place entirely she was known and loved.

Only three things happen naturally in organizations: friction, confusion, and underperformance. Everything else requires leadership.