The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I've fallen for one girl too many who's wanted some variation of who I am and only that. It eats you alive.

Celebrity is a gift. I'm very lucky.

The will is what matters---as long as you have that, you are safe.

In a liberal scientific society, to claim that you are above error is the height of irresponsibility.

Definiteness of purpose with positive mental attitude is the starting point of all worthwhile achievement.

One of the beautiful things about the idea of living forever is what that does to your soul and how it changes you.

It has been said of many modern Christian theologians that their primary aim is to find ways to express disbelief as belief.

I don't pay attention to how I feel about anything.

Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby".

I go fishing for a thousand monsters in the depths of my own self