The secret to good writing is to use small words for big ideas, not to use big words for small ideas.

WTF is praying gonna do for Vegas? Apparently God likes mass shootings.

There is neither a Heaven nor a Hell. Life after Death is an oxymoron. Life is just another word for existence, and Death is just another word for non-existence.

There is neither a Heaven for a Hell. Life after Death is an oxymoron. Life is just another word for existence, and Death is just another word for non-existence.

Self-publishing a shitty book doesn't make you an author any more than singing in the shower makes you a rockstar or squeezing your pimple makes you a dermatologist.

Calling a book "Young Adult" is just a fancy way of saying the book is censored.

God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups.

Sometimes when we’re standing at the edge, we don’t need anyone to talk us down...we just need a push.

The beauty of the world, which is so soon to perish, has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.

Live according to your income.

You steal the limelight, you steal the market share

At the end of the day, saving money is really about efficiency. You simplify your life, and its overall quality inevitably gets better.

The weak and misbegotten shall perish: first principle of our brotherly love. And they shall be given every assistance.

I'd like to see him go out and bat one day with a stump. I tell you that's what he's been doing all this while

They tell him that there is no why, since the moment simply is and since all of them are trapped in the moment, like bugs in amber.

Que Quowle" -stay with me forever-

The whole issue of healthcare is very complicated. There have been seven Presidents who've tried to get healthcare reform passed.