The secret to happiness is the journey, not the destination.

Carla had realised there wasn’t just one destined adventure in life, there were thousands of them.

True evil is always petty and often incompetent.

When pointing out the flaws in others, people always end up talking about themselves.

Shit down your computer, and restart.

One can cite cases of Negroes who opposed emancipation and denounced the abolitionists.

There are good people in the lobbying industry. Lobbyists can serve a very useful purpose.

I want death to find me planting my cabbages, but careless of death, and still more of my unfinished garden.

Turkeys are perfect for feeding larger gatherings.

I didn't want to kill a man. I'm not capable of killing a man. I wanted to kill a tyrant.

Political debate is political debate and that's fine. That's healthy.

I remember Robin [Williams] walked up to me after the last take and said, "Thanks boss! We nailed it!" That will probably be one of the best moments of my life.

Standards are declining left and right, and it doesn't matter. It's whatever is necessary to prop up Obama.

When I was 8, I was reading 'Gone with the Wind' and 'Pride and Prejudice' and all that, not knowing it wasn't my reading level.

I look at it this way: I got to do better than yesterday.