The serpent is helpless unless he finds an apple to work with.

One man's Poison Ivy is another Fellow's Spinach.

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

As the twig is bent the tree is inclined.

Scatter seeds of kindness.

Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Home when it comes to Wearing what you like.

Where ignorance is not bliss, get wise!

Life is a series of relapses and recoveries.

Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

The foremost calling of the human brain is to script a safe, secure, and joyous future for a person.

90% problems of line can be solved by dropping them and remaining 10& can be solved by effort

If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.

Opening the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge stands to not only increase the United States' oil reserves by nearly 50 percent, but it will create thousands of good U.S. jobs.

I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody.

I'm living in the present. I have no ambition. It's true. But I want to live.

Blessed, blessed is the True Guru, the Immaculate, Almighty Lord God, meeting Him, I meditate on the Name of the Lord.

Freedom is a hard-bought thing and millions are in chains, but they strain toward the new day drawing near.

Don't cling to anything. Clinging is the cause of our being unconscious.

I understood the workmanlike quality of a good stand-up. They all have this. There's a technique for everything you do. But boy, it's tough, 'cause there ain't anybody else out there but you.